If the NFL needs to get a deal with on its schedule, all of the league has to do is declare a forfeit when a group is unfit to play because of COVID. The fixed rescheduling of video games, along with creating chaos, rewards groups that may’t management the virus by giving the chance to heal injured gamers. Confronted with a forfeit, groups may take virus safety extra critically.
Kiz: Hey, I really feel the ache of Broncomaniacs that felt cheated when their fave group couldn’t play at New England final Sunday (or Monday, for that matter). I caught a airplane to Boston final weekend, and all I bought out of the journey was three slices of of pizza from Santarpio’s. It was tasty. However 1,980 miles is a protracted method to go for takeout. Whereas commissioner Roger Goodell has warned groups COVID protocol violations may lead to forfeiture of video games, I’d prefer to see Goodell truly implement that menace in opposition to the Chiefs or Packers through the playoffs. The dings to the integrity of his cherished NFL defend is perhaps past restore.
Kiz, you might be fallacious. The NFL brass are usually not clowns. They’re vile, disgusting, inhuman, grasping psychopaths.
Mike, Fort Rock
Kiz: Hey, I don’t like all of the ticky-tacky flags for roughing the quarterback, both. However relatively than letting the NFL increase your blood stress to harmful ranges, you wanna assist me rake leaves?
One sport of Brett Rypien > Blake Bortles’ entire NFL profession.
Jeromie, saying goodbye
Kiz: The Broncos minimize Bortles earlier than he may end a cup of espresso, a lot much less take a snap. No matter will he do with the remainder of his life? Nicely, as Bortles as soon as mentioned when requested how he would fill his days if not for soccer: “Working building, ripping cigs.”
No, Drew Lock, you don’t take Melvin Gordon out for ice cream after he was cited for driving underneath the affect. That may reward his reckless, lawless habits. You ship Gordon to his room with out dessert!
Kathy, calling timeout
Kiz: However … however, mother! Would it not be OK if I invited Lock and Gordon over to the home, so we will share a quart of Rocky Highway on the couch? (At a secure social distance, after all.)
With or with out Lock, the Broncos lose in opposition to the Patriots.
Roy, kinda sassy
Kiz: The crew right here at Kickin’ It Headquarters won’t be making the return to journey to New England for the third try to play Broncos-Patriots. We’ve bought pumpkins to carve right here in Colorado. And we’re going to save lots of our subsequent journey to Gillette Stadium till after the pandemic has handed and pre-game fisticuffs between Pats followers are once more allowed within the car parking zone.
And at present’s parting shot is finest learn in a New England accent thick as clam chowder, whereas imagining a Bostonian irked at me for insisting the Standells sing “Soiled Water” as a paean to Dunkin’ espresso.
Ehhh, Sully O’Sullivan — who works the second shift on the Blue Line and thinks Cam Neely is the most effective energy ahead the NHL ice has ever seen — may disagree with you, Kiz.